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May 12, 2016
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- draco: potter... potter is it true you fainted? you actually fainted?
- ron: shove off malfoy
- draco: shut up i'm checking on my boyfriend bby you okay do you want father to sue the train
Apr 20, 2016
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Apr 20, 2016
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- job application: describe your most recent leadership role
- me: sometimes at crosswalks i'm the first one to start jaywalking and everyone follows me
Feb 13, 2016
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i envy people who can go to sleep seconds after closing their eyes
(via wellcum-to-my-face)
Feb 13, 2016
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This girl is insane, I think
> It gets stranger and stranger as it goes.
> Her neighbors must hate her.
IT’S BACK
This would be ideal if she wanted to show someone an acting portfolio.
not to mention she also has singing versatility and video editing skills
always reblog
I’m the one in the sequin skirt
(via legalwifi)
YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS.
Am I the only one distressed that he included toothbrushes on this list?
(via tuesday)
Jan 6, 2016
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I think I just saw the smallest living baby…. They were like 3 iPhones long 1 iPhone wide
iphone 5 or 6
6 with a case on it
(via clestroying)
Jan 6, 2016
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- Mom: Why are you on your phone so much
- Me: Well I pay so damn much for it I might as well get my money's worth
